What up ya'll

So, if you must see pictures of yesterday's pool adventure please refer to Stacey's blog as my DUMBASS did not take any pictures yesterday. However, there is one picture that I wish I did take. For those of you who don't know...when Cindy and I first bought a house I was not very fond of being back in a "ghetto" neighborhood. My first priority was to have an alarm installed. However, Cindy was sure that this house "felt like home". Three months after we moved in, some shady people from Trinidad bought the house next to us. Two weeks after they moved in, our house got broken into (while Cindy, the two dogs and myself were at Cindy's parents). The only thing taken was our 32 inch Sony LCD monitor TV that I would have married if I could have. It's a pretty long story of how we know BUT we KNOW that our next door neighbors, the Trinidadians, stole our freakin' TV. Now, being from Dorchester, I refuse to say hi to them, I constantly yell shit out about our TV, and I was even tempted to throw the empty TV box over our fence and into their yard. Cindy, being from Weymouth, will say hello to them if she makes eye contact and constantly yells at me because I yell at them...lol. Anyway, sorry about the long background story but it was very necessary. Yesterday, as Brendan and Brian were playing in the pool I was holding Natalie and I happened to look up at the back of the neighbor's house. What did I see? No, I didn't see my TV! I saw their two little black girls staring over at our pool and sweating their asses off. I thought to myself...Well, my lil chidren (I misspelled that purposely for the proper annunciation)...if your Daddy didn't steal our TV then your lil black asses might be swimming in our pool!!! Sweat your asses off bitches!!!

I know that was one long ass story but the point of it was that I wish I got a picture of their sad little faces salivating at the sight of our pool!!!

Happy 4th of July!!!

Hey everyone! Just wanted to wish you all a Happy 4th of July and hope that you have a nice, relaxing, safe and fun day with family and friends! Love you all! Muah!

The First POOL party of '07!!!

As Stacey posted on her blog, Tuesday was WICKED hot!!! So, I invited my Mom, Stacey, Bri, the kids, Lacey, Aaron and Matt over for the first of many pool parties of 2007!!! Here are some pics for all you crackers!

Stacey and Delladoodle

Grandma and Della the daredevil (with Cindy in the background)

Natty-cakes and her HOT hairdo!!

My extremely handsome godson :)

She is SOOOOOO incredibly lucky to have me ;)

Aaron, Brendan, and Lacey jumping into the pool

Me and Matty-cakes

Brian appears to be infatuated with stick-like objects

Father's Day BBQ

Here are some pics of the Father's Day BBQ that we had at our house...

Me in a Stacey(ee) sandwich...

My Dad in a HOT, lesbian sandwich... (please note that my Dad has hard nipples)

Cynthia and her bush...

Cynthia playing with her bush...

Stacey and Brain...I mean Brian...

Cindy, Samma, and Mikey

Mikey (Cindy's brother), Paul (Cindy's other brother) and Carol (Cindy's sister-in-law)...

Completed Dining Room

Ok folks...I finally got the cable in the mail. Here are pics of the almost completed dining room. We still have to paint one window, the closet door, and the built-in cabinet...

Best buddies for life

Since I am having withdrawals, I frantically went looking through the pics on my computer to find one to post. I found one that I meant to post last week and I forgot all about it. I was sitting on the grass petting Apollo when he stuck his paw in my hand and just kept it there. I just happened to have my camera around my neck so I snapped a picture of it. He's such a lovable big kitty puppy!!!

Fuck it...

I gave up on looking so I just ordered a new one online. One of the dogs probably ate it and I'm going to see a long cable coming out of one of their asses in the next day or two...haha